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01  A VOICE MESSENGER FOR MAC AND WINDOWS

You are reading the unedited version. Switch it back up there.

Nobody hears
what you said.
They hear their version.

Every message is translated twice. Once by you, guessing how they will take it. Once by them, through a head you have never been inside. Chatter writes the second one.

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FREE TO START · MACOS · WINDOWS  —  Apple Silicon · Intel Mac · Windows

 One sentence, three heads
What came out of your mouth

What landed in theirs

02  THE INSIGHT

Every message is translated twice. You only ever see the first one.

You write something. Then you read it back as them. Then you change it. That is the first translation, and you do it by hand, dozens of times a day, and nobody counts it as work.

Then it lands, and they translate it again. Through their morning, their mood, their history with you, whatever they were doing ten seconds before. That is the second one. You have never had any say in it.

So the sentence that ends up in somebody's head is one you neither wrote nor saw.

Miscommunication is not carelessness. It is two translations happening in the dark. Chatter turns the light on in the second one.

WHAT YOU MEANT YOU REWRITE IT guessing at them THEY REWRITE IT AGAIN and you never see this bit WITH CHATTER THE GAP IS THE WHOLE PROBLEM

03  HOW IT WORKS

It writes the second translation, so it stops being a guess.

You SAY IT YOUR CHATTER SHAPED FOR THEM THEIR CHATTER SPOKEN Them
01

You talk

Badly, if that is how it comes. Mid-thought, out of order, sharper than you feel. Nothing to open and nothing to type.

02

It writes their version

The one that was going to happen in their head anyway. Except now it is written on purpose, by something that has watched them read.

03

They answer

And you hear it in a voice, when you ask for it. No list. No threads. No badge waiting to be cleared.

04

You hand things off

A folder to go through, a script to build and test, a question to chase down. A worker carries it while you keep talking. One switch in Settings decides whether it stops to ask before it sends or deletes.

04  THE INTERFACE

A dot in the menu bar, and no second screen.

The colour is what it is doing. The number is what is still on you. Press it to stop it hearing you. Press it again to bring it back.

Open

Green. Nothing in the way.

Taking it in

Blue. You are mid-sentence.

Talking back

Orange. Its turn.

Working

Purple. Deciding how to put it.

Deaf

Red. It cannot hear a thing. One press fixes that.

Clear

An empty ring. Nothing is on you.

Resting

Grey. Left alone long enough that it stopped burning anything.

Broken

A red outline. Never a solid one, so it is never mistaken for deaf.

The number is things you have not heard plus questions nobody has an answer to yet. If you decide one of them is never getting an answer, say so out loud and it drops off. Nothing is sent. The other person is told nothing, because nothing happened.


05  WHAT IT LEARNS

It studies the reader. Never the writer.

Nothing it keeps is about you. It is about the people on the other end, and only three things about each of them.

  • What lands. Whether they want the number or the shape of it. Whether they are gone by the third sentence. Whether "soon" means anything to them at all.
  • What gets answered. Some people reply to anything with one question in it. Some are unreachable before ten. Some only ever answer the last thing you said.
  • What sticks. Whether a date survives without the weekday attached. Whether a decision survives without the name of whoever made it.

Watched, never guessed. It writes down how a message was received, not what sort of person received it. There is no personality file. It is on your machine and it goes nowhere.

NADIA WHAT LANDS WHAT GETS ANSWERED WHAT STICKS "Decides in seconds." "Resents preamble." "Loses a date without a weekday." WATCHED, NEVER GUESSED

06  WHO IT IS FOR

If your calendar is mostly other people.

The switchboard

Nine conversations, nine people

The same fact goes to a board member, a supplier, someone you manage and someone who manages you. Four different sentences. You build all four yourself, and none of it is visible work.

The one who gets misread

You are not cross. You just sound it

Short sentences read as annoyance when they are only short. So you pad everything, and it is slow, and it still does not work. Now the padding is somebody else's job and the facts stay untouched.

Working in a borrowed language

Precision costs you more than it costs them

You know exactly what you mean. Getting it to the right temperature in a language that is not your first is the tiring part, every time, all day. Say it your way and let it arrive theirs.


07  AGAINST WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE

Everything else improves the sending. None of it touches the arriving.

ToolWhat it optimisesWhere it leaves you
Slack & TeamsSpeed and channel volumeMore sentences to translate by hand, now with a number on the icon
EmailUniversality, asyncYou, alone, in a text box, guessing
SuperhumanSpeed of processing an inboxClearing the pile quicker. The pile is not the problem
ChatGPT for draftingQuality of a draftAsk, read, fix, copy, paste, send. You did six things
Voice notesCaptureYour first draft, unedited, now playing out loud at them
GrammarlyA generic registerPolishes for nobody in particular. Nobody in particular is reading it
ChatterWhat arrivesNowhere. That was the whole job

Every tool up there treats the person receiving it as a stranger. Chatter is the only one that has met them. That gap widens on its own: each exchange teaches it something the others will never have.

08  PRIVACY

Almost nothing leaves this machine.


09  PRICING

Try it for nothing. Keep it for twelve dollars.

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All of it, for one person, with nothing held back
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  • Carry as much as you like, both directions
  • It never forgets anything
  • Learns how every person reads
  • All the voices, and hours it stays quiet
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When the volume is the job, not a side effect of it
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10  QUESTIONS

What people ask before they install it.

Is it writing as me?
It is writing what you meant, for one specific reader. Length, order, bluntness and how much background it gives are all fair game. What is off limits: the meaning, the facts, the numbers, the names, the dates, the conditions and the ask. If the only way to make something easier to hear is to make it less true, it stays true and lands hard. A message that stings and is understood beats a comfortable one that is not.
Where does my own voice go?
Nowhere. It carries your words, your idiom and your language, and follows you when you switch mid-sentence. It is not smoothing you into house style. It is deciding running order and weight for one reader it happens to know something about.
What does it write down about the people I talk to?
Three lines each, at most. What form of a message they take in. What sort of message they bother to answer. What they still remember a week later. It never records what kind of person they are, and it never keeps the content of what passed between you as a description of them.
How do I get the number back to zero?
Answer things, or say out loud that you are not going to. The second one removes it from your count and does nothing else — no note is sent, the other person is not told they were dismissed, and it is never marked as answered, because it was not. Zero is always reachable.
What if they are not on Chatter?
Then it cannot reach them and it says so, immediately, instead of failing quietly. It will not invent a person to send to and it will never tell you something went out when it did not.
There is genuinely no list of messages?
Genuinely. Nothing to scroll and nothing to open. What arrived is read to you when you ask for it, and the dot in the menu bar carries a number so you know there is something worth asking about. The history exists and you get at it by asking, not by browsing.
Can it send something it should not?
Money, passwords and keys, bad news about a person, anything long enough to be a document, and any name that could be two people — all of those come back to you first, out loud, before anything moves. That check is a plain function with tests around it, not a decision the model is trusted to make.
Is it only for messages?
No. It makes things and it drives this machine. Pictures, video with sound, a song with the words you wrote actually sung, a Word document Word opens, a spreadsheet, a deck, a PDF, code, an SVG, a 3D model a picture at a time that Blender will open, and a recording turned back into text. On the machine itself: dark mode, volume, brightness, Wi-Fi, the desktop picture, what is running, a note into Notes, and the page in your front browser tab. Every one of those sits behind a switch, and when a switch is off it says so instead of trying.
What does it run on?
macOS 13 Ventura or newer on Apple silicon or Intel, and Windows 10 or newer. The Mac build is signed and notarised, so it opens without an argument. You sign in with Google, and only because reaching another person needs an identity — everything else works signed out.
What happens when it works in the background?
You hand it a job — go through a folder, build a script, chase down a comparison — and a worker runs it while you keep talking. The worker has the same switched-on tools you gave the assistant and its own folder. Whether it stops to ask is one switch in Settings, "Let jobs act without asking". It ships on, and then a job sends, mails, messages and deletes as it goes. With it off, the job stops, the assistant reads you exactly what it wants to do, and it waits for your yes. Every job is listed in Settings with a cancel.

Write it once. In your head. Out loud.

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Chatter 0.11.23 · Apple Silicon · Intel Mac · Windows
On Windows, SmartScreen may ask once — choose “More info → Run anyway” while we finish our signing certificate.

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Version 0.11.23. Pick your machine; each button is the full installer.

Mac — Apple Silicon Mac — Intel Windows 10/11

Not sure which Mac?  menu → About This Mac — “Apple M” anything is Apple Silicon; “Intel” says Intel. If Chatter will not open at all, you almost certainly have the other chip's build — take the other Mac button. Already installed? Right-click the Chatter icon in the menu bar — your version is at the top, next to “Check for updates”. On Windows, SmartScreen may ask once: More info → Run anyway.